The Life Of A Teenage Nothing

im called marco and im 17

'"i feel like i'm the worst so i always act like i'm the best"

used to be faketalesofbolton


"what did u do all day?"


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Got 2 tablets left and I really cba going to the doctors again this week



one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

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I’m 14 years old and i listen to led zeppelin only. only the band Led , zeppelin. i will liste off the albums released by led zeppelin, i am only 14 years but i can do this, becausei  listen to “led zeppelin”. led zellpelin 1, led zepellin 2, 3, 4, houses of the holy, led zeppelin, this band i know but i am 14. Led zeppelin is a band i listen to but i am much younger than other people who listen to led zeppelin. 14 years old

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wow it works every time

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